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VITAL EXISTENCE OR BUST: WHY YOUR SPIRITUAL PIPE DREAMS DESERVE A BULLET

Grumps' Deep Dive on the Second Satanic Statement


“Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.”

There it is. Statement number two. One line—and it swings like a wrecking ball through every pastel-drenched fantasy peddled by grinning gurus and teary-eyed televangelists. This isn’t just a rejection of your precious afterlife—it’s a throat punch to the very idea that life needs to be anything more than this to be worth living.


☠ SHOVE YOUR SPIRITUALITY—I’M BUSY EXISTING

You want transcendence? Try surviving a Monday morning with your spine intact and your rent paid. That’s real. That’s sacred. Meanwhile, the world’s full of simpering spiritual tourists chasing "higher vibrations" while ignoring the miracle of breathing, bleeding, fucking, and fighting to stay alive.


🧨 THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE OF ILLUSIONS

1. The Afterlife Is a Cosmic Ponzi Scheme

Let’s call it what it is: the single greatest scam ever sold. “Be good now and get a prize later.” Sound familiar? That’s not morality. That’s extortion with a smile. These spiritual pipe dreams tell you to endure suffering because someday, maybe, if you’re holy enough, some cosmic sugar daddy will let you into his cloud palace.

And people buy it. They trade their only life for a maybe. That’s not faith—that’s intellectual foreclosure.

2. Spirituality Is Just Ego in a Robe

Let’s not pretend spirituality is some humble path to truth. Most of it is just the same narcissism with incense. “I’m more awakened than you.” “I vibrate higher.” “I’m manifesting abundance.” Congratulations, you turned delusion into a fashion statement.

Vital existence doesn’t need to dress itself up in mystic bullshit. It shows up dirty, honest, and sometimes screaming. And that’s beautiful.

3. Escaping Reality Is the Opposite of Living It

When your whole worldview is built around escaping pain, denying pleasure, and pretending your emotions are obstacles instead of tools—you’re not enlightened. You’re neutered. Real existence means dealing with your shadow, not vaporizing it with mantras and moonwater.

A Satanist doesn’t run from reality. We fucking own it. Even when it kicks our teeth in.


🔥 THIS LIFE, OR NOTHING

Here’s the cold, hard mirror: If you’re living for some promised paradise, you’re already in hell. The second Satanic Statement demands you cut the umbilical cord to fantasy and plant your flag in now. Flesh. Will. Presence. Pain. Ecstasy. Power. That’s the sacrament. That’s the temple. You are the altar.

If that makes you uncomfortable—good. Discomfort is the first symptom of waking up.


💀 NO CLOUDS, JUST CLAWS

I don’t care what’s waiting in the sky. I care what you do with your blood, your breath, and your fire today. So burn the prayer books. Piss on the crystals. And for Satan’s sake—

Live like this is all there is. Because it fucking is.

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